Cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.
Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day.
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.
We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t robots.
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages …… Metamucil and Ensure.
You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means knowing someone who can drive at night.
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version; it doesn’t listen to anything.
I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad,’ and I know darn well that Dad has no idea what’s inside.
Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.” I said, “No, it doesn’t.”
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts his sails.
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
Some funny and thought provoking words..... All my thanks to all my good readers and friends.
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